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Pink striped apron with black straps, text Romance novels Modern fairy tales for grown-ass women, and illustration of bride and groom in a dip kiss.
A woman wearing a pink striped apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features the phrase "Romance novels:" in elegant script, followed by "Modern fairy tales for grown-ass women" in bold lettering. Below the text, there is an illustration of a bride and groom in a dramatic dip, with the groom kissing the bride. The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This picture is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, showing the detachable straps at the neck.
Pink striped apron with black straps, text Romance novels Modern fairy tales for grown-ass women, and illustration of bride and groom in a dip kiss.
A woman wearing a pink striped apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features the phrase "Romance novels:" in elegant script, followed by "Modern fairy tales for grown-ass women" in bold lettering. Below the text, there is an illustration of a bride and groom in a dramatic dip, with the groom kissing the bride. The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This picture is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, showing the detachable straps at the neck.

Grown-Up Fairy Tales - Apron for Modern Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping

Fairy tales are for kids. Or are they…?

Sassy women know that romance novels are the modern-day fairy tale—but with better plots and way hotter princes.

Our pink and grey-striped apron features a swoon-worthy illustration of a couple in a steamy wedding embrace (hello, book boyfriend goals), highlighted by the bold declaration: "Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women."

Because let’s be real—real-life dating can be a mess, but romance novels always deliver. No magic pumpkin required.

Features Galore!

Let’s Dish the Details:

  • Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
  • No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
  • One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
  • Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
  • Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Air dry; iron as needed
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
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Sku: 49462440636490900598
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Care Instructions
Pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Hand-clean with warm water & detergent. Use a terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Air dry only — no dryer (heat’s for romance, not aprons).


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